who even is tommy wiseau

dontouchperi:
“ faustbot:
“ STOP BEING TINY
”
Is this what you monsters wanted??
”

dontouchperi:

faustbot:
STOP BEING TINY
Is this what you monsters wanted??

bpdblush:
“ bpdblush:
“spinach baby
”
that’s spinach, baby
”

bpdblush:

bpdblush:
spinach baby
that’s spinach, baby

Anonymous asked:

*wiggles*

answered:

O its earthworm … Ok *Steps ovee your carefily*

k25ff:
“After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.
”

k25ff:

After thorough scientific analysis, here are my findings.

girls be pretending they have popular let’s play channels in the silence of their own rooms

fluoresensitive:

I literally love every bitch on this post who’s like ‘ME PLAYING THE SIMS’ because literally. in the silence of my room, i’m a semi-popular sim youtuber

beesmygod:

did you know you can review tsa checkpoints on yelp for some reason

blur1999:

inthetags:

reblog with the last song you listened to in the tags

thenatsdorf:

Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)

protectwoc:

shmoobeardraws:
so i was thinking, what if in Mile’s universe, MJ was actually just Zendaya
this is so fucking funny

mhevet:

mhevet:
mhevet:
small-chekov:
if ur hands are cold it’s just ur ghost boyfriend holding ur hand
my f
my feet are cold

beachdeath:

jeff bezos didn’t sign a pre-nup
and cheated on his wife of 25 years with a married woman
and washington state is a community property state, meaning that all assets acquired during a marriage are divided equally upon divorce
meaning that jeff bezos has to give his wife half of his net worth
and he is presently worth $137 billion
and half of $137 billion is roughly
$69 billion

angrimator:

“Why do you like Spider-Verse so much?”

pelkoja:

noloveisunconditional:
subtle:
your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy
this response is so fucking stupid I have low empathy and I have reading comprehension so I was able to come to the conclusion “this is referring to compassion”.
will you idiots stop doing this on every post mentioning empathy?
like being a decent person has nothing to do with mental illness

asspostate:

miss me with that ‘weapon accuracy’ shit. im shooting everything. im laying down cover fire. im shooting the walls. im shooting my teammates. im shooting myself. my accuracy is 100% yall just dont know what im aiming at

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